I just noticed that, while typing in all of my better posts from Facebook, that four of them used the #poop hashtag. That’s probably a matter for concern.
Diarrhea jokes are a running gag.
I must have just laid down the hottest album of 2018, because that s*** was fire.
I live in a society that says it’s normal to wash your hands after pooping but it’s weird to wash your butt.